2012, Does it Matter?

None of the characters and dialogues in this blog is imaginary and if there is any resemblance with any person or people are found then my sympathy is with them.

I: Hey Mummy has you heard the news?

Mummy: What news you are talking about?

I: It's about the end of world in year 2012.

Mummy: Yes I heard it, but it's all nonsense. Every year such news come, don't worry about it. Whenever they don't have any they show all these crap.

I: But Mummy, what if it's true?

Mummy: If its end of world then let it be, we can't do anything. If everybody dies, we'll too.

I: But there is something you can do.

Mummy: About the disaster?

I: No!!! about me.

Mummy: What?

I: Don't you think, it is the time you should think about my marriage.

Mummy: But son, it's the time for you to make your carrier, not for marriage. You still have 5 years for marriage.

I: What?!!!!!!! 5 years, what if the world ends in 2012? Please Mummy I don't wanna die unmarried.

Mummy: Hey don't be a fool. Nothing gonna happen?

I: What if it happens? You can't say anything about it, so why take a chance?

Mummy: You are looking so concern about your marriage, have you seen some girl?

I: No mummy!!! in this case I am fully depend upon you and father. But it seems even you two are not gonna help me.

Mummy: Oh dear!!! It's not like that but it's not the right time, and when the time comes I'll
show as many as girls you haven't even thought of.

I: Oh Mummy!!! It's just a mother's heart; otherwise you have no idea about the girl to boy ratio in India.

Mummy: Don't worry son there are still girls for you. You will be married too.

I: Oh Mummy!!! You can't understand my concern as you are already married. You can't understand my pain. Mummy if I died due to disaster in 2012 my soul will not get peace. My soul keeps wandering in this world.

Mummy: Oh!!! Then don't worry there would be thousands of other unsatisfied soul with you.

I: No Mummy it's not necessary, may be they are not concern about their marriage and their soul go to heaven in spite of being with me.

Mummy: Well it's enough, don't tease me more. Or if you are ready I'll arrange your marriage next year and you'll not deny.

I: Oh!!! Mummy, you are getting serious. I was just joking; you can carry on with your work. I think I should go.

Main Nashe Me Hoon...

/*Characters
Devdas as D.D
Chunni Babu as Chunnu */

D.D.: Arey!!! Chunnu ye aap hume kahan le aaye?

Chunnu: D.D. Babu ,ye shehar ka sabse bada bar hai.

D.D.: Chunnu bhai isse to achcha to aap hume Chandramukhi ki yahan le chalte, wo kam se kam udhar to deti hai. Yahan to credit card bhi nahi lete, aur aajkal to bahut kadki chal rahi hai.

Chunnu: Koi baat nahi D.D. Babu!! hum hain na. Aaj ki sham humari taraf se. To bataiye kya peejiyega?

D.D.: Waise to kuch bhi chalega, magar apna lebel to Green Lebel.

After some time….

Chunnu: Kya D.D. Babu aap to peene me hi mashgul ho gaye. Ye bhi bhool gaye ki hum bhi baithe hain aapke saath. Kuch baat to kijiye?

D.D.: Maaf karna Chunnu, magar hume peene do hum hosh me nahi rehna chahte?

Chunnu: Bas D.D. babu!!! Ab bas karo. Aur mat peeyo.

D.D.: Nahi Chunnu hume mat roko. Jab tak hum hosh me rahenge Paaro ki yaad hume aati rahegi aur hum tadapte rahenge. Aur is tadap se to behoshi ki neend hi achchci hai, jisme kam se kam dard to nahi hota.

Chunnu: D.D. Babu, kya aapki Paaro bhi aapko itna hi chahti hai?

D.D.: Ye to hum nahi jaante Chunnu, Paaro ke paas to diya hai jise jala kar wo apna man behla leti hai magar humare paas… humare paas to bas ye dil hai jalane ko.

Chunnu: D.D. Babu, aakhir aapki Paro aapse door kyun ho gai? Aur aapki ye haalat kaise ho gai?

D.D.: Bas yahi to hum bhi jaan na chahte hain ki aakhir humse aisi kya bhool ho gayi ki wo hume chod kar chali gai? Kis galti ki hume itni badi saza mili? Wo to kehti thi ki use bhi humari utni hi jarurat hain jitni ki hume uski hai. Usne to vaada kiya tha ki kabhi hume chod kar nahi jayegi. Magar aaj to unhone hume itna akela kar diya ki aaj humara saaya bhi humre saath nahi hai .
Aur rahi humari halat ki baat to iske zimmedar aap jaise dost hain. Jinke paas hum apna tuta dil leke aaye the aur unhone hume daru ke theke pe bitha diya. Aap jaise dost ho to dushmano ki kya jarurat hai?

Chunnu: D.D. Babu!! lagta hai aapko chadh gai hai. Hum to aapka bhala chahne wale hain.

D.D.: Arey!!! Yadi humara bhala chahne wale hote to hume is tarah daaru pilaane ki bajai humari problem solve karte?

Chunnu: D.D. Babu, aap Paro ko bhool kyun nahi jaate?

D.D.: Nahi Chunnu nahi!!! Hum sapne me bhi aisa nahi soch sakte. Hum ek baar saans lena bhool sakte hain magar Paaro ko nahi bhula sakte.

Chunnu: D.D. Babu aap Paro ko bahut pyar karte hain na?

D.D.: Chunnu hum ye to nahi jaante ki hum paaro ko kitna pyar karte hain, magar unki judaai humse bardasht nahi hoti.

Chunnu: Wah!!!! D.D. Babu, humne bahut se aashiqo ko dekha magar aap to sabse alag hain. Jisko Paro ka dard itna hai, uske naam ka nasha itna hai ki wo kabse sode ko daaru samjh kar piye ja raha hai aur use nasa bhi ho raha hai. Main to kab se keh raha hun ruk jao aur mat piyo. Abhi humara order nahi aaya hai.

it still happens.....

I was waiting for bus at the bus stand and at the same time a local mini bus came. The bus was empty and I thought to board the bus. I took a seat and the conductor was shouting outside for more passengers. In the next 2 minutes I was feeling like "sharukh khan of swadesh ". The bus was full with all the colors of India. I saw all sort of people around me like farmers, shopkeepers, villagers and a sage too. The bus was full and no place was left even for standing but the conductor was still shouting and telling all the boarding passengers to move behind. I don't think he has any idea about how long is his bus. Now the bus moved, the women were talking such that even the passenger at the last seat could hear their talk, a man was talking on the mobile but I don't think he need any mobile to talk with someone who is even at the other end of the country.
And the bus stopped and a family boarded. I saw a man with his wife and four children sat next to me. I was thinking why these people have this much children, and suddenly I got the answer. I saw all were girls except the one in the mother's arm and the youngest one. All the children have the age difference of 1 year. The man and his wife sat beside me and he told his eldest daughter to stand nearby. As there was so much rush, she wanted to stand near her father but the man told her to stand holding the seat.
I looked at her, she has worn a yellow old "frok" and a pair of Hawaii slippers and then I looked at the boy in the mother's arm, he was very well dressed and wearing shoes in his leg. After sometime she asked her father for water but he scolded her and told she may drink when they reach home. She didn't say anything. I looked in her eyes thinking she may be angry or sad but there was nothing she was very calm as it's normal, as it was not new for her. And then I heard a small cough and the man started shouting over his wife and told to keep the child away from the window. And he took the boy from the mother's arm and started kissing him and playing with him. I looked at the girl; she was looking at her father as she also wanted to be in him arm and being loved like her small brother. Now I saw something in her eyes.
Suddenly I startled by some voice, an elephant was passing near the bus and everybody started looking at the elephant. The girl was also so excited that she was jumping to see the elephant. And I saw her sparkling eyes, she was so happy. And I thought finally "Happiness finds its way". She kept on watching the elephant till it gets out of sight. After sometime their stop came and she went out holding her mother's hand.
I really felt bad that still our country have people who prefer boys over girls. They still wait for boys even when they are not financially strong. They hardly get two time meal but still they have 5-6 children only for a boy. I don't have words to say but it still happens…………..

Kuch Pal...

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
phoolon ka khilna dekha hai
aur tufaan ki aagosh me unka
mitti me milna dekha hai.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
baarish ki boonde dekhi hain
aur saawan ki un raaton me
kuch udti needein dekhi hain.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
bheed ko chalte dekha hai
aur kuch jaane pehchane chehron ko
unme dhalte dekha hai.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
tera muskaana dekha hai
aur teri un aankhon se
ashko ka chalkana dekha hai.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
saanson ka chalna dekha hai
aur teri yaadon me khud ka
har pal me marna dekha hai.

My name is Khan

SRK: Hello K..K..Kiran.

Kiran: Raju? Is that you?

SRK: Hey…. Don't call me Raju. I am no more a gentleman. I m D..D..DON now.

Kiran: What? What are you saying? How this happened?

SRK: Oh!!! K..K..Kiran, this cruel world, this cruel world has made me DON. I tried so hard to remain a good man. I worked at NASA as scientist, I also coached Indian hockey team, I tried in movies too but ultimately my career stopped at DON.

Kiran: Oh!!! SRK, it's so sad. So why do u come to me after so many years? You know I am married now and there is no chance of yours now.

SRK: Hey…. Stupid, I am married too and I am no more interested in you. Actually I am very depressed now a days and I wanna talk to some of my old friend.

Kiran: Oh!!! That's so sweet Raj... SRK. What's your problem dear?

SRK: K..K..Kiran, What to tell you? That Amir, he used to comment over me but I didn't care, but from the day he made 8-packs I am afraid of him and his short term memory loss, Oh!!! If some day he hurts me and forget then even polygraph machine can't catch him. I explored his body too may be my name is over there but I didn't find.

Kiran: Well its good news.

SRK: No its not. There are some of his body parts he can't show on screen and I suspect my name could be there.

Kiran: Oh!! SRK you are suspecting him for no reason. He is a nice guy, I know him. You don't need to think of him.

SRK: K..K..Kiran, he is not the only problem in my life. The American cops have also tried to arrest me.

Kiran: What? Then what happen?

SRK: Nothing yaar. You know "DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai". They didn't get any evidence and they released me.

Kiran: Thanks God.

SRK: What GOD? Before only Amir was giving me tension but now a days Salman has also started disturbing me.

Kiran: And what he did?

SRK: I heard that he is also trying to buy a cricket team at IPL. My Knight Riders has already become a matter of shame for me and now this Salman team. I know he'll make a strong team against mine. First my team was already loosing now he is there. Oh God they all will kill me.

Kiran: Oh!! SRK, don't worry "MAIN HOON NA". Everything will be all right.

SRK: No K..K..Kiran, things are getting worse.

Kiran: What happen now?

SRK: What could be worse than heartbreak?

Kiran: Oh God!!! Who broke your heart?

SRK: Its K..K..Karan.

Kiran: What? What I did?

SRK: It's not K..K..Kiran. Its K..K..Karan. Karan Johar.

Kiran: ?

SRK: I heard, now a days he is with Ranbir Kapoor and keeps on saying "Wake-up Sid". Oh God he ditched me. He forgot our old love.

Kiran: Oh SRK, in this case even I can't do anything. But law can help you; you can go to court and ask for your rights.

SRK: No K..K..Kiran, I don't want to bring our relationship to the court. After all I still ………..

Kiran: OK in this situation you should also think for option. Why don't you ask Abhishek or John? They are really smart guys.

SRK: Oh!!! K..K..Kiran, you are so good. You have solved my major problem. I LOVE YOU. OK I'll see you later; I need to make some calls. Bye

Love AajKal

/*for better reading experience just start with dialoges, skip the background part, but if u get confused read that part too*/
scene1:
(A talk between a boy and a girl where the girl is trying convince the boy to not to fall in love with her as she is very good friend of him, giving all her logics and excuses.)

"No, why don't you understand, this is not going to work. Why are you hurting yourself?", she said .

He: I am not hurting, I am fine. You don't need to worry about me.

She: But I know you are and I care for you. I not meant for you. So please stop loving me..

He: Do you think it is this much easy? I love you and I don't care whether you love me or not.

She: You are talking nonsense, its all movie talk of not expecting any love in return. You are child and you can't understand how much it hurt? Expectation always hurt, and I know you expect too much from me.

He: May be you are right. perhaps I am not worth for you.

She: You are again misunderstanding me, you always do. I am not worth for you. You'll definitely get a better girl than me . and what do you know about me? Nothing, just my name, that's all.

He: I don't even want to know. Whatever I know is enough for me.

She: Why are you doing this?

He: What? I am not doing anything only you are worrying.

She: Why don't you understand? We have no future together. My parents are not going to get agree and I can't go against their will.

He: How can you say that? We have not even talked to them or tried to convince them. Who is saying you to go against them. Why are you so negative?

She: I love my parents so much and I can't hurt them anyhow.

He: Who is trying to hurt them? We are not going to run from home. If they say "No" then its "No".

She: OK, let it. you are not listening to me. Do whatever you want?
Silence......

He: Hey
She: What?
He: Are you angry?
She: No.
He: Sorry!!!
She: For what?
He: For anything, that hurts you.
She: Its OK
He: Give me a smile.
She: Me fine!!
He: And?
She: And everything is fine.
He: And?
She: and your marriage.

He (with excitement) : And tell me how are you?
She: Now, I think you should sleep.
He: Are you sleepy?
She: No..
He: I understoond, you are sleeping.
She: Ok, let's go to bed.
He: OK, lets go!!!!
She: You are gonna beaten hard. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
He: Ohhhhh.......
Silence...

He: Hey
She: What?
He: I Love You
She: Good night
He; Good night
She: Cut the phone?
He: I'll not, you cut.
She: Why? Why don't you cut the phone?
He: I just don't. You cut the phone.
She: OK, Good night.
The phone is cut.

scene2:
(the same girl is on phone with someone she loves, but this boy loves someone else)
She: Hi.....
(Other side some other boy) : Hi
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She: I know you love someone else but still I love you.
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She: I can understand everything and I am not a child. You don't need to worry about me.
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(just see how the situation changes, the girl is in the same situation as the boy and how the same conversation changes)

Jab We Met 1

One thing that I heard about life is that it keeps on moving, no matter what happens around you. It's like a journey where you, stops at different stations before reaching your destination. In course of this journey you meet all short of people and gain experiences.
It was the mid-summer of 2009, I was returning back to my home from Lucknow via train. Train was almost empty, at least my bogie, that usually doesn't happen whenever I go somewhere. It was around 2:00 a.m. and I wasn't able to sleep as it was too hot inside the train and the only fan looking towards you was not ready to co-operate. I woke up and thought to take a walk. At the door of the train I saw someone standing, well its quiet obvious in such a weather to sit at the door where you can get some relief from summer. I thought next time I should made reservation of the door not of the seat. Well it was a girl, no no…. I think a lady would be an appropriate word. She was of 22-23 (age not figure), fair and of about 5 feet. I think it's enough description, looking outside strangely. I stood at the next door, how could I miss the chance of standing near a girl.
I just looked at her face, she was looking so sad and confused. I thought she was thinking to jump from the running train. I went to her and asked,
I: What are you up to?
She: None of your business.
I: I know, but are u really planning to jump?
She just stared at me as I have read her mind. But told nothing.
I continued…
I: I don't think it's a good idea.
She: Can't you just leave me alone?
I: Yes, I can but I don't want to miss a chance of watching someone jumping from a running train.
She: You guys, all are same. You don't have feelings, you can't understand, what problem I am facing?
I: You are absolutely right, I may not know your problem and I don't want to. But one thing I m sure of that it's really not a good idea.
She: You had nothing to do with all these, leave me on all my own.
I: OK, I'll leave but just tell me you will not jump.
She: Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?
I: Well, I am someone who doesn't want you to jump because sex ratio of girls and boys is already less and if you girls keep on jumping from train like this it will get worse and I don't want to die unmarried. I have nothing to do with your life but I m thinking of mine.
She: Do you know me?
I: No, but one thing I know is that suicide is the permanent solution of some temporary problem.
She: No, I think it's the only way to end the entire problem. "Na main rahungi, Na pareshani".
I: But have you thought of one thing what will happen if you didn't die what if you became a handicap? I think that life would be more difficult than this one.
Have you ever thought of your parents, your brother-sister, and your friends? What will happen to them?
She remained quiet.
I: Who in this world don't have problem? But every problem has its solution. You just need to find it out.
She was not saying anything, just looking at me and perhaps weeping. Have you ever seen some girl crying? Really they look cuter while crying. I have completed with my dialogues and waiting for her response.
I: If you are going to jump, then will you please do it soon as I need to pee and I can't hold it for longer time.
She just smiled and went to her berth. I also went to mine.
I felt someone moving my legs, I opened my eyes, and it was her, holding two cups of tea standing beside my seat. I looked at watch it was 6:00 a.m. I hate waking up in the morning but how can I refuse a girl.
She offered me the tea and said thanx. Her name was Riya, she has just completed her B.Pharma. and her boyfriend on the last day of college had told her that now everything is over, our relationship is ended now. He didn't love her anymore. That was all she was upset for and planning to suicide.
Oh… GOD girls are really impossible, that was all. That's why she wanted to die? I really can't believe this, how can one take such a stupid decision over such a stupid thing. Now I was feeling like pushing her from the train. But whatever I enjoyed the tasteless train's tea.
We exchanged our numbers and she left as her station had come.
And the very next day she called me……

To be continued………

Farewell

Finally my B.TECH is ended, and I have nothing to do here."Now its time to go sir, let us RULE the college", Juniors have the best way to say that by giving a FAREWELL party. Yes, its our farewell party, where we got the last chance to have a look of beutiful juniors and of course women looking girls(in Sariees and a lot of make-up) of our batch. Sometimes its become really difficult to recognize them as Are they the same? who sat next to me in the classroom.
Not only girls boys are also very busy for tonight party. They have done a lot of shopping, some also have visited beauty parlours. Oh.... I really hate this to spend this much money for just a few hours, but its has its own excitment and fun. Just look into the corridors of hostel guys are waiting to dry their face packs, some are shouting outside the bathroom, someone running for press, all this fun. How can one ever forget?
In the mean time we heard the sound of "NAGADA"(a musical instrument) in the courtyard of the hostel. It means juniors have come to take us to the venue of farewell party. We all are ready now, but how can we just go? We just wait so that a junior comes personally to invite us, requesting not to delay. Now its better, and we are ready to attend the farewell party.

At the venue, enterence is covered with beautiful juniours( Of course girls), to "TILAK" us, we are greeted with clapping of juniors(both). Now the party has started and juniors are presenting some item numbers, but we are more interested in lookig at the girls column and deciding who is looking better. And then the the main event of the party started (waits its not the dinner), actually its the "TITLE" given to each seniors and the main thing about them is "they are
really stupid".
Suddenly we got news that the dinner is ready and everybody rush towards the dinner table, leaving all those stupid title behind as everyone is waiting for dinner only. We really need to struggle to get a dinner plate and have something eatable over it.

And when the party ended I just took a look of all faces of my batchmates, they are not happy anymore. I can't understand what is happening to them? and suddenly I realises me too very sad, what is happening to us? what feeling it is? OH... its the thought of seperation that is hurting so much. we have to leave all our friends here, there will be no more late night cards, no counter-strike,no late night studies, no proxies, no bunks and no life. Tell me its not true. Tell me that a farewell doesn't mean loosing all this, Tell me we are not leaving. How can all this end suddenly? How all those four years can be left? I can see tears in those eyes, its really hurting.

Doesn't it seems like some "BIDAEI" scene of some hindi movie. Hey... man we can't stay here anymore untill we get some "year-back" in the result and as much as I know nobody is ready for that. So lets explore the world ahead, we can just stick to our college girls there are more out there. Who will take care of them? Someone have to take the responsibility. So cheer-up and pack your bags and clean all the mess you have created in your room.

Finally I want to say that I am really gonna miss my college, my hostel, my friends, all the fun and of course all you girls "Don't worry I have snaps of all of you".

Confession

This time i am writing this blog to confess a blunder i have done and that leads to losing my best friend. And I don't want anyone else would repeat the same mistake and pay for it. Friends this world is full of peoples around you, who cares for you and always wanted you to be happy and successful but you keeps on telling that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you. overlooking all that love,all that care you are blessed with. And the day you realise that love, you have already lost it.

You become so selfish that you are not ready to understand what problem is your buddy facing. you just think of yourself and keep on blaming your best friend.

That's what, I did. She has gone because I let her go. I don't know how to say sorry to her so that she come back. but may be someday she may read this blog and can understand how guilty i am feeling?

Friends life has its ups and downs and you have to face all that on yourself , but everytime you need your best friends around you not to help you but to encourage you. they made you feel how special you are?

so please don't hurt those who loves, who cares for you and don't let them go.