I: Hey Mummy has you heard the news?
Mummy: What news you are talking about?
I: It's about the end of world in year 2012.
Mummy: Yes I heard it, but it's all nonsense. Every year such news come, don't worry about it. Whenever they don't have any they show all these crap.
I: But Mummy, what if it's true?
Mummy: If its end of world then let it be, we can't do anything. If everybody dies, we'll too.
I: But there is something you can do.
Mummy: About the disaster?
I: No!!! about me.
Mummy: What?
I: Don't you think, it is the time you should think about my marriage.
Mummy: But son, it's the time for you to make your carrier, not for marriage. You still have 5 years for marriage.
I: What?!!!!!!! 5 years, what if the world ends in 2012? Please Mummy I don't wanna die unmarried.
Mummy: Hey don't be a fool. Nothing gonna happen?
I: What if it happens? You can't say anything about it, so why take a chance?
Mummy: You are looking so concern about your marriage, have you seen some girl?
I: No mummy!!! in this case I am fully depend upon you and father. But it seems even you two are not gonna help me.
Mummy: Oh dear!!! It's not like that but it's not the right time, and when the time comes I'll
show as many as girls you haven't even thought of.
I: Oh Mummy!!! It's just a mother's heart; otherwise you have no idea about the girl to boy ratio in India.
Mummy: Don't worry son there are still girls for you. You will be married too.
I: Oh Mummy!!! You can't understand my concern as you are already married. You can't understand my pain. Mummy if I died due to disaster in 2012 my soul will not get peace. My soul keeps wandering in this world.
Mummy: Oh!!! Then don't worry there would be thousands of other unsatisfied soul with you.
I: No Mummy it's not necessary, may be they are not concern about their marriage and their soul go to heaven in spite of being with me.
Mummy: Well it's enough, don't tease me more. Or if you are ready I'll arrange your marriage next year and you'll not deny.
I: Oh!!! Mummy, you are getting serious. I was just joking; you can carry on with your work. I think I should go.