Sunday, September 20, 2009

Main Nashe Me Hoon...

/*Characters
Devdas as D.D
Chunni Babu as Chunnu */

D.D.: Arey!!! Chunnu ye aap hume kahan le aaye?

Chunnu: D.D. Babu ,ye shehar ka sabse bada bar hai.

D.D.: Chunnu bhai isse to achcha to aap hume Chandramukhi ki yahan le chalte, wo kam se kam udhar to deti hai. Yahan to credit card bhi nahi lete, aur aajkal to bahut kadki chal rahi hai.

Chunnu: Koi baat nahi D.D. Babu!! hum hain na. Aaj ki sham humari taraf se. To bataiye kya peejiyega?

D.D.: Waise to kuch bhi chalega, magar apna lebel to Green Lebel.

After some time….

Chunnu: Kya D.D. Babu aap to peene me hi mashgul ho gaye. Ye bhi bhool gaye ki hum bhi baithe hain aapke saath. Kuch baat to kijiye?

D.D.: Maaf karna Chunnu, magar hume peene do hum hosh me nahi rehna chahte?

Chunnu: Bas D.D. babu!!! Ab bas karo. Aur mat peeyo.

D.D.: Nahi Chunnu hume mat roko. Jab tak hum hosh me rahenge Paaro ki yaad hume aati rahegi aur hum tadapte rahenge. Aur is tadap se to behoshi ki neend hi achchci hai, jisme kam se kam dard to nahi hota.

Chunnu: D.D. Babu, kya aapki Paaro bhi aapko itna hi chahti hai?

D.D.: Ye to hum nahi jaante Chunnu, Paaro ke paas to diya hai jise jala kar wo apna man behla leti hai magar humare paas… humare paas to bas ye dil hai jalane ko.

Chunnu: D.D. Babu, aakhir aapki Paro aapse door kyun ho gai? Aur aapki ye haalat kaise ho gai?

D.D.: Bas yahi to hum bhi jaan na chahte hain ki aakhir humse aisi kya bhool ho gayi ki wo hume chod kar chali gai? Kis galti ki hume itni badi saza mili? Wo to kehti thi ki use bhi humari utni hi jarurat hain jitni ki hume uski hai. Usne to vaada kiya tha ki kabhi hume chod kar nahi jayegi. Magar aaj to unhone hume itna akela kar diya ki aaj humara saaya bhi humre saath nahi hai .
Aur rahi humari halat ki baat to iske zimmedar aap jaise dost hain. Jinke paas hum apna tuta dil leke aaye the aur unhone hume daru ke theke pe bitha diya. Aap jaise dost ho to dushmano ki kya jarurat hai?

Chunnu: D.D. Babu!! lagta hai aapko chadh gai hai. Hum to aapka bhala chahne wale hain.

D.D.: Arey!!! Yadi humara bhala chahne wale hote to hume is tarah daaru pilaane ki bajai humari problem solve karte?

Chunnu: D.D. Babu, aap Paro ko bhool kyun nahi jaate?

D.D.: Nahi Chunnu nahi!!! Hum sapne me bhi aisa nahi soch sakte. Hum ek baar saans lena bhool sakte hain magar Paaro ko nahi bhula sakte.

Chunnu: D.D. Babu aap Paro ko bahut pyar karte hain na?

D.D.: Chunnu hum ye to nahi jaante ki hum paaro ko kitna pyar karte hain, magar unki judaai humse bardasht nahi hoti.

Chunnu: Wah!!!! D.D. Babu, humne bahut se aashiqo ko dekha magar aap to sabse alag hain. Jisko Paro ka dard itna hai, uske naam ka nasha itna hai ki wo kabse sode ko daaru samjh kar piye ja raha hai aur use nasa bhi ho raha hai. Main to kab se keh raha hun ruk jao aur mat piyo. Abhi humara order nahi aaya hai.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

it still happens.....

I was waiting for bus at the bus stand and at the same time a local mini bus came. The bus was empty and I thought to board the bus. I took a seat and the conductor was shouting outside for more passengers. In the next 2 minutes I was feeling like "sharukh khan of swadesh ". The bus was full with all the colors of India. I saw all sort of people around me like farmers, shopkeepers, villagers and a sage too. The bus was full and no place was left even for standing but the conductor was still shouting and telling all the boarding passengers to move behind. I don't think he has any idea about how long is his bus. Now the bus moved, the women were talking such that even the passenger at the last seat could hear their talk, a man was talking on the mobile but I don't think he need any mobile to talk with someone who is even at the other end of the country.
And the bus stopped and a family boarded. I saw a man with his wife and four children sat next to me. I was thinking why these people have this much children, and suddenly I got the answer. I saw all were girls except the one in the mother's arm and the youngest one. All the children have the age difference of 1 year. The man and his wife sat beside me and he told his eldest daughter to stand nearby. As there was so much rush, she wanted to stand near her father but the man told her to stand holding the seat.
I looked at her, she has worn a yellow old "frok" and a pair of Hawaii slippers and then I looked at the boy in the mother's arm, he was very well dressed and wearing shoes in his leg. After sometime she asked her father for water but he scolded her and told she may drink when they reach home. She didn't say anything. I looked in her eyes thinking she may be angry or sad but there was nothing she was very calm as it's normal, as it was not new for her. And then I heard a small cough and the man started shouting over his wife and told to keep the child away from the window. And he took the boy from the mother's arm and started kissing him and playing with him. I looked at the girl; she was looking at her father as she also wanted to be in him arm and being loved like her small brother. Now I saw something in her eyes.
Suddenly I startled by some voice, an elephant was passing near the bus and everybody started looking at the elephant. The girl was also so excited that she was jumping to see the elephant. And I saw her sparkling eyes, she was so happy. And I thought finally "Happiness finds its way". She kept on watching the elephant till it gets out of sight. After sometime their stop came and she went out holding her mother's hand.
I really felt bad that still our country have people who prefer boys over girls. They still wait for boys even when they are not financially strong. They hardly get two time meal but still they have 5-6 children only for a boy. I don't have words to say but it still happens…………..

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Kuch Pal...

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
phoolon ka khilna dekha hai
aur tufaan ki aagosh me unka
mitti me milna dekha hai.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
baarish ki boonde dekhi hain
aur saawan ki un raaton me
kuch udti needein dekhi hain.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
bheed ko chalte dekha hai
aur kuch jaane pehchane chehron ko
unme dhalte dekha hai.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
tera muskaana dekha hai
aur teri un aankhon se
ashko ka chalkana dekha hai.

Kuch pal baithkar maine,
saanson ka chalna dekha hai
aur teri yaadon me khud ka
har pal me marna dekha hai.