My name is Khan

SRK: Hello K..K..Kiran.

Kiran: Raju? Is that you?

SRK: Hey…. Don't call me Raju. I am no more a gentleman. I m D..D..DON now.

Kiran: What? What are you saying? How this happened?

SRK: Oh!!! K..K..Kiran, this cruel world, this cruel world has made me DON. I tried so hard to remain a good man. I worked at NASA as scientist, I also coached Indian hockey team, I tried in movies too but ultimately my career stopped at DON.

Kiran: Oh!!! SRK, it's so sad. So why do u come to me after so many years? You know I am married now and there is no chance of yours now.

SRK: Hey…. Stupid, I am married too and I am no more interested in you. Actually I am very depressed now a days and I wanna talk to some of my old friend.

Kiran: Oh!!! That's so sweet Raj... SRK. What's your problem dear?

SRK: K..K..Kiran, What to tell you? That Amir, he used to comment over me but I didn't care, but from the day he made 8-packs I am afraid of him and his short term memory loss, Oh!!! If some day he hurts me and forget then even polygraph machine can't catch him. I explored his body too may be my name is over there but I didn't find.

Kiran: Well its good news.

SRK: No its not. There are some of his body parts he can't show on screen and I suspect my name could be there.

Kiran: Oh!! SRK you are suspecting him for no reason. He is a nice guy, I know him. You don't need to think of him.

SRK: K..K..Kiran, he is not the only problem in my life. The American cops have also tried to arrest me.

Kiran: What? Then what happen?

SRK: Nothing yaar. You know "DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai". They didn't get any evidence and they released me.

Kiran: Thanks God.

SRK: What GOD? Before only Amir was giving me tension but now a days Salman has also started disturbing me.

Kiran: And what he did?

SRK: I heard that he is also trying to buy a cricket team at IPL. My Knight Riders has already become a matter of shame for me and now this Salman team. I know he'll make a strong team against mine. First my team was already loosing now he is there. Oh God they all will kill me.

Kiran: Oh!! SRK, don't worry "MAIN HOON NA". Everything will be all right.

SRK: No K..K..Kiran, things are getting worse.

Kiran: What happen now?

SRK: What could be worse than heartbreak?

Kiran: Oh God!!! Who broke your heart?

SRK: Its K..K..Karan.

Kiran: What? What I did?

SRK: It's not K..K..Kiran. Its K..K..Karan. Karan Johar.

Kiran: ?

SRK: I heard, now a days he is with Ranbir Kapoor and keeps on saying "Wake-up Sid". Oh God he ditched me. He forgot our old love.

Kiran: Oh SRK, in this case even I can't do anything. But law can help you; you can go to court and ask for your rights.

SRK: No K..K..Kiran, I don't want to bring our relationship to the court. After all I still ………..

Kiran: OK in this situation you should also think for option. Why don't you ask Abhishek or John? They are really smart guys.

SRK: Oh!!! K..K..Kiran, you are so good. You have solved my major problem. I LOVE YOU. OK I'll see you later; I need to make some calls. Bye

Love AajKal

/*for better reading experience just start with dialoges, skip the background part, but if u get confused read that part too*/
scene1:
(A talk between a boy and a girl where the girl is trying convince the boy to not to fall in love with her as she is very good friend of him, giving all her logics and excuses.)

"No, why don't you understand, this is not going to work. Why are you hurting yourself?", she said .

He: I am not hurting, I am fine. You don't need to worry about me.

She: But I know you are and I care for you. I not meant for you. So please stop loving me..

He: Do you think it is this much easy? I love you and I don't care whether you love me or not.

She: You are talking nonsense, its all movie talk of not expecting any love in return. You are child and you can't understand how much it hurt? Expectation always hurt, and I know you expect too much from me.

He: May be you are right. perhaps I am not worth for you.

She: You are again misunderstanding me, you always do. I am not worth for you. You'll definitely get a better girl than me . and what do you know about me? Nothing, just my name, that's all.

He: I don't even want to know. Whatever I know is enough for me.

She: Why are you doing this?

He: What? I am not doing anything only you are worrying.

She: Why don't you understand? We have no future together. My parents are not going to get agree and I can't go against their will.

He: How can you say that? We have not even talked to them or tried to convince them. Who is saying you to go against them. Why are you so negative?

She: I love my parents so much and I can't hurt them anyhow.

He: Who is trying to hurt them? We are not going to run from home. If they say "No" then its "No".

She: OK, let it. you are not listening to me. Do whatever you want?
Silence......

He: Hey
She: What?
He: Are you angry?
She: No.
He: Sorry!!!
She: For what?
He: For anything, that hurts you.
She: Its OK
He: Give me a smile.
She: Me fine!!
He: And?
She: And everything is fine.
He: And?
She: and your marriage.

He (with excitement) : And tell me how are you?
She: Now, I think you should sleep.
He: Are you sleepy?
She: No..
He: I understoond, you are sleeping.
She: Ok, let's go to bed.
He: OK, lets go!!!!
She: You are gonna beaten hard. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
He: Ohhhhh.......
Silence...

He: Hey
She: What?
He: I Love You
She: Good night
He; Good night
She: Cut the phone?
He: I'll not, you cut.
She: Why? Why don't you cut the phone?
He: I just don't. You cut the phone.
She: OK, Good night.
The phone is cut.

scene2:
(the same girl is on phone with someone she loves, but this boy loves someone else)
She: Hi.....
(Other side some other boy) : Hi
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She: I know you love someone else but still I love you.
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She: I can understand everything and I am not a child. You don't need to worry about me.
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(just see how the situation changes, the girl is in the same situation as the boy and how the same conversation changes)

Jab We Met 1

One thing that I heard about life is that it keeps on moving, no matter what happens around you. It's like a journey where you, stops at different stations before reaching your destination. In course of this journey you meet all short of people and gain experiences.
It was the mid-summer of 2009, I was returning back to my home from Lucknow via train. Train was almost empty, at least my bogie, that usually doesn't happen whenever I go somewhere. It was around 2:00 a.m. and I wasn't able to sleep as it was too hot inside the train and the only fan looking towards you was not ready to co-operate. I woke up and thought to take a walk. At the door of the train I saw someone standing, well its quiet obvious in such a weather to sit at the door where you can get some relief from summer. I thought next time I should made reservation of the door not of the seat. Well it was a girl, no no…. I think a lady would be an appropriate word. She was of 22-23 (age not figure), fair and of about 5 feet. I think it's enough description, looking outside strangely. I stood at the next door, how could I miss the chance of standing near a girl.
I just looked at her face, she was looking so sad and confused. I thought she was thinking to jump from the running train. I went to her and asked,
I: What are you up to?
She: None of your business.
I: I know, but are u really planning to jump?
She just stared at me as I have read her mind. But told nothing.
I continued…
I: I don't think it's a good idea.
She: Can't you just leave me alone?
I: Yes, I can but I don't want to miss a chance of watching someone jumping from a running train.
She: You guys, all are same. You don't have feelings, you can't understand, what problem I am facing?
I: You are absolutely right, I may not know your problem and I don't want to. But one thing I m sure of that it's really not a good idea.
She: You had nothing to do with all these, leave me on all my own.
I: OK, I'll leave but just tell me you will not jump.
She: Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?
I: Well, I am someone who doesn't want you to jump because sex ratio of girls and boys is already less and if you girls keep on jumping from train like this it will get worse and I don't want to die unmarried. I have nothing to do with your life but I m thinking of mine.
She: Do you know me?
I: No, but one thing I know is that suicide is the permanent solution of some temporary problem.
She: No, I think it's the only way to end the entire problem. "Na main rahungi, Na pareshani".
I: But have you thought of one thing what will happen if you didn't die what if you became a handicap? I think that life would be more difficult than this one.
Have you ever thought of your parents, your brother-sister, and your friends? What will happen to them?
She remained quiet.
I: Who in this world don't have problem? But every problem has its solution. You just need to find it out.
She was not saying anything, just looking at me and perhaps weeping. Have you ever seen some girl crying? Really they look cuter while crying. I have completed with my dialogues and waiting for her response.
I: If you are going to jump, then will you please do it soon as I need to pee and I can't hold it for longer time.
She just smiled and went to her berth. I also went to mine.
I felt someone moving my legs, I opened my eyes, and it was her, holding two cups of tea standing beside my seat. I looked at watch it was 6:00 a.m. I hate waking up in the morning but how can I refuse a girl.
She offered me the tea and said thanx. Her name was Riya, she has just completed her B.Pharma. and her boyfriend on the last day of college had told her that now everything is over, our relationship is ended now. He didn't love her anymore. That was all she was upset for and planning to suicide.
Oh… GOD girls are really impossible, that was all. That's why she wanted to die? I really can't believe this, how can one take such a stupid decision over such a stupid thing. Now I was feeling like pushing her from the train. But whatever I enjoyed the tasteless train's tea.
We exchanged our numbers and she left as her station had come.
And the very next day she called me……

To be continued………

Farewell

Finally my B.TECH is ended, and I have nothing to do here."Now its time to go sir, let us RULE the college", Juniors have the best way to say that by giving a FAREWELL party. Yes, its our farewell party, where we got the last chance to have a look of beutiful juniors and of course women looking girls(in Sariees and a lot of make-up) of our batch. Sometimes its become really difficult to recognize them as Are they the same? who sat next to me in the classroom.
Not only girls boys are also very busy for tonight party. They have done a lot of shopping, some also have visited beauty parlours. Oh.... I really hate this to spend this much money for just a few hours, but its has its own excitment and fun. Just look into the corridors of hostel guys are waiting to dry their face packs, some are shouting outside the bathroom, someone running for press, all this fun. How can one ever forget?
In the mean time we heard the sound of "NAGADA"(a musical instrument) in the courtyard of the hostel. It means juniors have come to take us to the venue of farewell party. We all are ready now, but how can we just go? We just wait so that a junior comes personally to invite us, requesting not to delay. Now its better, and we are ready to attend the farewell party.

At the venue, enterence is covered with beautiful juniours( Of course girls), to "TILAK" us, we are greeted with clapping of juniors(both). Now the party has started and juniors are presenting some item numbers, but we are more interested in lookig at the girls column and deciding who is looking better. And then the the main event of the party started (waits its not the dinner), actually its the "TITLE" given to each seniors and the main thing about them is "they are
really stupid".
Suddenly we got news that the dinner is ready and everybody rush towards the dinner table, leaving all those stupid title behind as everyone is waiting for dinner only. We really need to struggle to get a dinner plate and have something eatable over it.

And when the party ended I just took a look of all faces of my batchmates, they are not happy anymore. I can't understand what is happening to them? and suddenly I realises me too very sad, what is happening to us? what feeling it is? OH... its the thought of seperation that is hurting so much. we have to leave all our friends here, there will be no more late night cards, no counter-strike,no late night studies, no proxies, no bunks and no life. Tell me its not true. Tell me that a farewell doesn't mean loosing all this, Tell me we are not leaving. How can all this end suddenly? How all those four years can be left? I can see tears in those eyes, its really hurting.

Doesn't it seems like some "BIDAEI" scene of some hindi movie. Hey... man we can't stay here anymore untill we get some "year-back" in the result and as much as I know nobody is ready for that. So lets explore the world ahead, we can just stick to our college girls there are more out there. Who will take care of them? Someone have to take the responsibility. So cheer-up and pack your bags and clean all the mess you have created in your room.

Finally I want to say that I am really gonna miss my college, my hostel, my friends, all the fun and of course all you girls "Don't worry I have snaps of all of you".

Confession

This time i am writing this blog to confess a blunder i have done and that leads to losing my best friend. And I don't want anyone else would repeat the same mistake and pay for it. Friends this world is full of peoples around you, who cares for you and always wanted you to be happy and successful but you keeps on telling that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you. overlooking all that love,all that care you are blessed with. And the day you realise that love, you have already lost it.

You become so selfish that you are not ready to understand what problem is your buddy facing. you just think of yourself and keep on blaming your best friend.

That's what, I did. She has gone because I let her go. I don't know how to say sorry to her so that she come back. but may be someday she may read this blog and can understand how guilty i am feeling?

Friends life has its ups and downs and you have to face all that on yourself , but everytime you need your best friends around you not to help you but to encourage you. they made you feel how special you are?

so please don't hurt those who loves, who cares for you and don't let them go.